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Ladies, are you worried that everything is starting to 'go south' and may need a little support? Then fear not. Your intrepid bovine reporter Shadow found the following news release whilst grazing on the web today....

Ogletown, DE- When it comes to udders, American cows get a T rating (for titanic) at least in cup size. According to a survey by Merrill Lynch ("We're Bullish on America") almost 44% of American cows now wear bras. The bovine brassieres are manufactured by a Twin Peaks, California company called Bovine Udder Bras Amalgamated (BUBA) which reported profits of over $36 million dollars last year.

Farmers continue to complain about this latest fashion trend citing the time it takes before and after milking to unhook and rehook the bras to the udder. "It cuts down on our productivity and besides we like to see them swinging those loaded cannons when they come into the barn. Now with them holstered we ain't getting titillated no more. It's just another boring day in the milking parlor for us with these prudish cows," said unhappy farmer Dick Wacker.

In addition, the survey showed that 42% of the cows thought their udders were pear shaped, 40% said they were pendulous, and 18% said they looked like milk bags. The survey concluded that cows are getting more modest about their private parts as they enter the 21st century. A majority would even consider stepping into underwear and lingerie when they hit the market!

Will they catch on in The Dales? Who knows?

Shadow would like to give credit for this article to David Wyder of Daily Cow. http://www.scribd.com/groups/view/2158-daily-cow